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Funny Bone - Celebrity Quotes
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"Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value."
* Albert Einstein

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
* Mark Twain

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind".
* Gandhi

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
* Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'"
* Arnold Schwarzenegger

"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy".
* Helen Hayes (at 73)

"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
* Plato

"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood".
* Oscar Wilde

"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend".
* Martin Luther King, Jr.

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
* Tommy Lasorda

"Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love."
* Justin Timberlake

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows".
* Helen Keller

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music".
* George Carlin

"For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will do".
* Jerry Lewis

"Don't be so humble, you're not that great".
* Golda Meir

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house".
* Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Ya gots to work with what you gots to work with".
* Stevie Wonder

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
* Jason Kidd

"I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them."
* Cameron Diaz

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